Friday, January 11, 2013

Why it's Good to Be a Dog


Here ae 10 reasons why it's good to be a dog. I'm sure that Bailey is glad to be a dog in our home. He is one spoiled puppy. So if he could talk, this is probably what his top ten reasons are:

1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.

2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.

3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair.

4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.

5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute.

6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.

7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff.

8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.

9. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.

10. Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you.

It's Friday, and it's been a rainy last few days. I hope you smile or get a little chuckle from Bailey's top ten list. We all could use more fun moments in life, can't we? All is well. I hope you are, too.